ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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