I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
so much tequila, so little girl.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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