dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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