so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I need to stop coming to work sober
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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