508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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