Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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