I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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