the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You pole danced in your parka.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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