be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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