at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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