You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize