I just made out with a guy for $7.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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