I hate all girls vehemently.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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