i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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