If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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