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• (801): View more from Utah

  i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.

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• (323): View more from California

  We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  my liver is dry heaving

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?

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• (415): View more from California

  He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  His name was toto. That should have been my red flag

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