Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(516): View more from New York

she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...

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(763): View more from Minnesota

We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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(212): View more from New York

We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?

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