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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period

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• (607): View more from New York

  I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.

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  fuck our hall.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns

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• (469): View more from Texas

  How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.

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• (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.

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