i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together