Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.