I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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