k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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