Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
