Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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My dick has a subreddit
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I want a musical about memes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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