u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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