You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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