in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
organizing the empties. That sober.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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