He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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