: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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