i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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