I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
