I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
