How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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