yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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