my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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