i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My dick has a subreddit
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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