The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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