Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just cut my nipple shaving
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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