I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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