Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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