At least make sure they are 18
Why
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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