You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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