I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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