so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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