Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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