shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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