can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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