I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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