you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
no. you can't hotbox the world.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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