I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm really busy with my period
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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