worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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