That's intense
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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