Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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