Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
