Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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