Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
try to milk me bitch
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