Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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