I'm gonna have a badass scar
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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