Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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