how can u be prego again
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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