guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
