white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
babies were throwing up all over the place
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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