I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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