i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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