I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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