i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
its liver damage thursday
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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